Prison (1987)
Even Viggo Mortensen in white briefs can’t save this movie.

Even Viggo Mortensen in white briefs can’t save this movie.

Why on earth did they force this one to become a horror movie again?

Believe it or not, this isn’t a pornographic film.

House that dribbles semen 1, idiot man 0.

People are assholes that deserve all the pain they get!

Harry Potter manages to make me all choked up inside. Who would have thought?

Gore is awesome. If that is your credo, this is your mojo.

Far more boring than thrilling, this one just doesn’t get the party going.

Imagine being trapped forever with only Jesse Eisenberg for company. SOS!

Young lady wants to eat hot guys – literally. Dead guys too. Women OK. Just… yum.
