The Barge People (2018)
The gore is pretty good, but so much of everything else is a bore.

The gore is pretty good, but so much of everything else is a bore.

There are too many boring, bland human beings spoiling an otherwise decent monster-on-monster WWE extravaganza.

This is easily the most ghastly thing I’ve seen in a while, and it’s also rather perplexing.

Talk about a prophetic title for a pointless reboot.

Even Yog-Sothoth can’t overcome the overpowering sense of ennui that grips the audience.

The best explanation is that the director-cum-screenwriter blackmailed the cast and the crew to be in this thing.

I was looking forward to this one so, so watch. Naturally, it turns out to be a huge disappointment. Sigh.

Jump scare! Darkly lit scenes! Creepy kids! More jump scares!

It’s tough when the worst genocidal maniac in the universe falls under the command of a mean little bully.

There’s nothing wrong with being cheap-ish when it comes to horror flicks. It’s wrong, however, to be boring.
