Choose or Die (2022)
Well, it’s fine to choose skipping this thing altogether. One won’t miss much by doing so.

Well, it’s fine to choose skipping this thing altogether. One won’t miss much by doing so.

When the wife loves a man in a coma far more than she feels for you, it has to hurt.

Made in Indiegogo, here’s an indeed no no.

This werewolf flick is gorgeous but toothless.

Oh god, why won’t they let this franchise die?

The true cosmic horror lies in the fact that this movie exists.

When the vampires are the smarter and less annoying things on this ship…

This one deflates like a punctured balloon instead of popping all over like it should have done.

This one makes a great case for why morons shouldn’t be parents.

Right to the bottom of the barrel, naturally.
