Category:Genre: Crime & Thriller

Blade Runner 2049 (2017)

You must really love Ryan Gosling’s Eeyore expression in order to enjoy this one, as you’d be getting an excessive amount of that.

This is a live action cartoon flick, right?

For a heist movie, this one isn’t very good at stealing my affections or even attention.

I expected worse, honestly, after seeing the dreadful trailer and movie poster. And there are so many pretty men with square jaws!

Charlize Theron takes no prisoners and gets some girl-on-girl action, but something is missing nonetheless.

Car chases, crazy criminals, lots of music, and a whole lot of whimsy desite the dark premise make this one an unexpectedly great, fun movie.

This movie wants to be funny, but it isn’t. It wants to be sexy, but it also isn’t that as well.

Okay, this is a dreary low-budget indie movie but who cares? The hot lead actor takes it off, so yay, happiness.

This one is still a blast like the previous movie, but it lacks some of the charms of the previous movie too.

Never mess with a grieving widower who knows his guns.