Red Sparrow (2018)
If you were too virtuous to peek at Jennifer Lawrence’s nude pics when they were leaked a while back, she obligingly gets naked here for you.
If you were too virtuous to peek at Jennifer Lawrence’s nude pics when they were leaked a while back, she obligingly gets naked here for you.
Don’t think, or nothing much makes sense in this hot mess. Just look at Liam Neeson, and forget everything else.
How adorable – Kenneth Branagh directs a movie that allows him to mug and hog screen time at the expense of everyone else.
This is a prison movie, but no, not much male nudity or bending over to pick up the soap here. Don’t get too excited, perverts.
Travis Conrad and John Wick bromance… when?
You must really love Ryan Gosling’s Eeyore expression in order to enjoy this one, as you’d be getting an excessive amount of that.
This is a live action cartoon flick, right?
For a heist movie, this one isn’t very good at stealing my affections or even attention.
I expected worse, honestly, after seeing the dreadful trailer and movie poster. And there are so many pretty men with square jaws!
Charlize Theron takes no prisoners and gets some girl-on-girl action, but something is missing nonetheless.