Aladdin (2019)
If there is anything good to be had from these pointless live action remakes, it’s that they are casting sexy men as the bad guys.
Category:Genre: Comedy
The Christmas Chronicles (2018)
It’s a Christmas caper so expect sickening sentimentality, grating precious daughters, surly teens, and Santa trying very hard to be cool.
Crazy Rich Asians (2018)
White people in America are loving this movie because it makes them feel woke. Don’t tell them it’s full-blown mediocre fare.
Downsizing (2017)
They wasted almost seventy million dollars just to make this confused garble of a movie? Should have just bankrolled a Netflix show.
Best Man Down (2012)
What could have been a heartwarming drama is sacrificed for cheap laughs. I have no words.
Home Sweet Hell (2015)
Murderous wife terrorizing even hardened gangsters! Don’t be too eager, though – this one never lives up to its premise.
Paper Towns (2015)
No amount of gimmicks can hide the fact that this is a generic coming-of-age teen movie.
Disaster Movie (2008)
The title is accurate. Stay the hell far, far away from this thing.
Me Him Her (2015)
Straight guy tells gays how to come out and shows lesbians the joys of shagging a straight dude. Max Landis really wants to be prom king, I see.
Fifty Shades of Black (2016)
Yeah, yeah, crap movie, dumb parody, but did you get a look at that shirtless hunk running around in this movie? Oh, baby.
