Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins (2021)
It’s sad when the previous movie adaptations of this franchise fare so much better in comparison to this soulless bore of a flick.
It’s sad when the previous movie adaptations of this franchise fare so much better in comparison to this soulless bore of a flick.
R-rated, baby, which means nudity, gore, tentacles, and gratuitous violence galore. Huzzah!
This is just cartoon characters screaming at one another. What happened?
It’s kinda fun, in a way, but it’s also super stale and the lead characters are the most boring ones in this lot.
More like a toilet flush.
Star-Lord and Miranda Lawson attempt to save the last of humanity from albino aliens.
Plot twist: Black Widow is actually a Doll, and she’s finally going to take down M Bison!
Why is Ryan Merriman appearing in these terrible movies? Please blink twice if they are holding you hostage, Ryan!
The previous Mortal Kombat movie is still better.
Big monsters, big explosions, big destruction. What else can I ask for from a movie like this?