Ninja: Shadow of a Tear (2013)
Scott Adkins takes his shirt off, so this is already a good movie by default.
Scott Adkins takes his shirt off, so this is already a good movie by default.
Oh look, a comic adaptation that isn’t MCU or DCEU, and it’s actually pretty good!
This one is more of a sluggish slap in the rear end than a hard punch in the gut,
A few people will be firing their agents soon, I bet, because this Artemis is foul.
Still trying to recapture the glory of the first film, I see. It’s better than the previous one, though!
Trusting your criminal, no-good asshole brother only leads to pain and more. Imagine that.
Ha, ha, look: an Indian Uber driver gets harassed by a cop! Not exactly kosher in the present day, is it?
Vin Diesel tries to kickstart another franchise that doesn’t have fast cars, and fails yet again to impress.
I’m not expecting superheroes to be PhD holders or strategic geniuses, but oh my goodness, these ones are dumb.
Spider-Man and Star-Lord go on an adventure with the lower half of a dead man’s body. Really.