Hero (2002)
This is what happens when the director tries too hard to win an award, and is rewarded for his pretentious pandering.
Category:Genre: Action & Adventure
Reign of Fire (2002)
It has dragons, Christian Bale, and… dragons! Ooh.
Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams (2002)
This is a terrific advertisement for a theme park, if I may say so.
Showtime (2002)
Robert De Niro really needs the money, doesn’t he?
The Touch (2002)
I guess Michelle Yeoh can’t afford to be choosy about her roles?
XXX (2002)
Sorry, this is not a pornographic film with Vin Diesel. It’s all cheese and still A-OK, though.
Impostor (2002)
How could they do this to Phillip K Dick? Go ruin a Stephen King story instead!
Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron (2002)
Native Americans PETA embrace the wind white men are garbage freedom mountains buzzwords et cetera.
Men in Black II (2002)
Men in dud, more like. How did it go from a fun movie to… this?