Rollerball (2002)
Balls out terribleness.
Category:Genre: Action & Adventure
Spider-Man (2002)
The movie is meh, but the cast is solid.
Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones (2002)
Thank god that annoying kid from the previous movie is gone. Jar Jar Binks is still around, unfortunately.
Snow Dogs (2002)
The dogs are so cute! The rest of the movie… well, I’ve seen better.
The Time Machine (2002)
Everyone in this movie will be so embarrassed once he or she sobers up…
The Scorpion King (2002)
This baby lacks sting.
The Count of Monte Cristo (2002)
I should have just poked my eyes with a fork; that’d be a more enjoyable thing to do.
Clockstoppers (2002)
Kill time with a movie all about stopping time.
Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2001)
Why make a cartoon out of an insufferable know-it-all twat?
Ice Age (2002)
Nothing cold about this one. This fun prehistoric road trip is just too hot for words.
