Hellboy (2004)
Now this is an unexpected joy to watch. Action, camp, and attitude in one movie – what’s not to love?
Category:Genre: Action & Adventure
Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London (2004)
Most sequels are unnecessary, joyless affairs. This is one such sequel.
Paycheck (2003)
Even big names need a paycheck for minimal wage sometimes.
Timeline (2003)
Another time travel movie that I wish I could turn back time and skip watching.
The Last Samurai (2003)
Thank god for white guys that save us Asians by telling us how to do things right!
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003)
Let’s go to sea with these well-dressed gentlemen of the navy!
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
Now this is a disappointing, draggy way to end a trilogy.
The Matrix Revolutions (2003)
This movie is pure ass. Sorry, people who wasted all this time getting invested in the previous two movies.
Brother Bear (2003)
This one is every PETA member’s wet dream came true.
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Yes, kill everything. Kill, kill, kill!