The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins
Oh no, Teddypig didn’t go there… oh wait, he totally did.
Category:2 Oogies
Snow-Kissed by Laura Florand
Thank god for sex. It cures all mental baggage. Who needs shrinks anyway? Just hop onto a penis today!
Indulge Me Tonight by AlTonya Washington
This story has its charms, but yikes, the hero and the romance have many, many red flags.
What the Bride Didn’t Know by Kelly Hunter
It’s the amnesiac fake bride of the secret agent, people, and she’s coming to get you.
Southern Nights by Janet Dailey
This one confuses being in heat with being in love.
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (2019)
Quentin Tarantino touches himself excitedly while directing this eye-rolling self-congratulatory waste of almost three hours.
Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019)
LOL box office dud. Like anyone didn’t see that coming!
When I’m with You by Donna Hill
Who asked for this? WHO?
Surrender to Me by Donna Hill
This one is… uh… hmm, let me think. It’s… oh darn it, it’s a book, alright?
Love Will Always Remember by Tracey Livesay
I cringe at the plot, but everything else isn’t too bad. Still, the plot… sheesh.