Pool Sharks (1988)
Come play pool with a vampire. Only, things are far less interesting than you’d think.
Category:2 Oogies
Sleeping Dragon (1988)
Guy in rubber dinosaur suit chases some people around in a cheap studio set. I hope they are proud of themselves.
Madame X by Madonna
Madonna’s plan to stay relevant is to be boring and woke in her best Minnie Mouse voice.
The Awakening (2007)
This episode promotes Russian and Chinese benevolence while bashing the US President. LOL.
The Legacy (1988)
Man goes to house of dead coot, goes mad… I know, how original! How stunning!
Lake Placid: Legacy (2018)
The crocodile loses in the end, boo!
Men in Black: International (2019)
Thor’s and Valkyrie’s post-MCU careers aren’t being so hot at the moment.
Wolfe’s Hope by Lora Leigh
A wolf dude and a melodramatic bag of nerves have sex while her mother watches. The end.
Pompeii (2014)
Volcano explodes, people die, and I yawn.
The Dragonriders of Pern by Anne McCaffrey
Teddypig doesn’t think this is as progressive as the author hypes it to be.
