Five Feet Apart (2019)
The fault in our lungs.
Category:2 Oogies
GreedFall (2019)
Love it if you love Dragon Age, they say. Well, they’re sort of right, sort of wrong.
Viking Siege (2017)
This one could have been a fun, campy pleasure… but it doesn’t quite succeed.
Tainted Life by Mel Gough
Eeeeeee! Life is so hard, eeeeee! Gonna jump off a building, eeeeee!
Stroll Through the Woods by Maria Zerva
Cheap-looking tacky cover with tragic fonts for the title? It can only be a trashy erotica!
Robin Hood: The Rebellion (2018)
No, no, this is the other terrible Robin Hood movie. The British one.
Safeword: Matte by Candace Blevins
Maybe it’s just me, but I thought this story would be edgier, riskier.
Twice Tempted by Eileen Dreyer
Not even once, really. It needs to be more interesting, for a start.
It Chapter Two (2019)
Poor Pennywise. He’s stuck in nearly three hours of perpetual boredom.
Midsommar (2019)
And you think only America has homicidal hillbillies…
