
Red Riding Hood (2011)
What’s better than Twilight? Twilight, with a bad werewolf!

What’s better than Twilight? Twilight, with a bad werewolf!
The poor lead character. She doesn’t deserve this crap, and neither do I.
What? You think this website is above looking at kiddie books?
Guess what this episode is about.
Shadows! Jump scares! Boo! Jump scares! Shadows! Zzzzzz…
Steampunk Snow White still needs a bloke to kiss her in order to save her. Lovely.
A dumb woman suffers and shrieks because of a mess she created for herself.
One character compels me to give this one an extra oogie, because it’s lust at first sight.
This isn’t sexy; it’s some mumbo-jumbo about dragon spirits or something.
Intriguing title aside, this one is such a dreary and unfunny movie.