Vivarium (2019)
Imagine being trapped forever with only Jesse Eisenberg for company. SOS!
Imagine being trapped forever with only Jesse Eisenberg for company. SOS!
A little boy, lost in a strange planet… ends up boring everyone silly.
The final episode of this show stumbles and lands with face flat on the ground.
You are an elf. Sad. The end.
It could have been scary if the main cast of teens weren’t so freaking boring and annoying.
Hot Bob isn’t so hot when he’s clean shaven, hmmm.
Little bother, more like.
The main actor’s donglers steal the show, but that’s all there is to it.
New school, quickly gets dry humped by the hottest guy there, hello friends and supporters… HIGH SCHOOL LIFE IS HARD!
A punk music icon attempts to direct a horror anthology with, er, horrifying results.