Disco by Kylie Minogue
How can Kylie Minogue make disco music sound so sedate and snooze-inducing?
Category:2 Oogies
The Jackal (1997)
Go watch or read the original The Day of the Jackal, and skip this blundering remake.
Not a Word by Dawn Sister
The dog is the best thing in this story.
Spectre of the Black Rose by James Lowder and Voronica Whitney-Robinson
You know what they say about sequels…
I Heard You Call My Name (1998)
It’s the end of this show, and the beginning of my happiness.
Parting Shot (1998)
Almost there! One more episode to go!
Denial (1998)
There is only one character hogging the spotlight, I wonder who the killer may be…
Erased (1998)
Women need to be hot to star even in cheaply made TV shows, but don’t they dare complain!
Cabin Fever (1998)
Can one freeze to death while hiding out in the sweltering heat?
The House That Spilled Tears (1998)
Be-vaaare of zee rea-leeee bad Ru-zee-an accents!
