Z (2019)
Jump scare! Darkly lit scenes! Creepy kids! More jump scares!
Category:2 Oogies
All-New Halloween Spooktacular! (2021)
We already know the whole sitcom thing is a sham. Why are they still going on with that?
Mate Test by Amber Kell
Who cares about love? The mate bond is all that matters.
The Route of Ice and Salt by José Luis Zárate
I am clearly not smart enough to appreciate pages after pages of arty moaning about not being able to get laid.
He-Man Meets the Beast by John Grant
The most gorgeous book to date in this series is also the most brain-damaging one.
Light My Fire by Lee Avalone
Cowboys, demons, and an almost-severed pee-pee. Yee-haw!
Doom: Annihilation (2019)
There’s nothing wrong with being cheap-ish when it comes to horror flicks. It’s wrong, however, to be boring.
Pretty Man by Ryan Field
The author seems to believe that the reader has all the intelligence of an amoeba.
Skeletor’s Ice Attack by John Grant
Everyone is an idiot in this version of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe.
Filmed Before a Live Studio Audience (2021)
Wanda and Vision are now… a couple in a Bewitched ripoff? Say what?