Category:2 Oogies

Rescued by the Earl by Roxie Brandon

Life-saving tip: don’t take a sip of alcohol each time a sentence ends with an exclamation mark in this story. You will suffer.

The only selling point here is the sexy-mexy, and I’m not sold on that.

Well, Teddypig appreciates the bared pretty man-flesh and the long, dangling… ahem. So that’s good, right?

This is a PhD in Do Not Want with a specialization in Go Away Now.

Only a romance heroine will act like shagging a wealthy, hot dude is the worst thing ever.

In a time when killer robot cockroaches are coming to kill us all, female humans are the true threat to humanity.

Oh boy! Flabby pale gay guys having drunken sex!

The stupidity of mankind will wipe out humanity long before the zombies could do their thing.

Meet Sinder Elle, the male version of Cinderella and… I can’t go on. I can’t.

Don’t expect a sexploitation flick. The movie poster art is the best thing about this dud.