Halloween Kills (2021)
Here’s a sequel that completely undoes the only good thing about the previous movie. Wait, why?
Category:2 Oogies
White Tiger Lover by Melisse Aires
Woman leaves a cult and ends up in another one. The new cult has hot guys though, so… yay?
Clown Fear (2020)
These folks really need a better cast to do the script justice.
Malignant (2021)
Typical character here: I’ll keeping walking in this dark hallway and count the number of jump scares before I get killed…
Candyman (2021)
White people suck, white cops must die… these people recall that this is supposed to be a horror film, right?
The Play Is the Thing by Brendol James
Hot tip: to seduce a straight guy into spreading them buns for your hot dog, just get them in a play. It’s that simple!
They Come Knocking (2019)
They come boring, more like. The true horror stems from the annoying central-casting characters.
Here Be Monsters by John Birmingham
Here be disappointment, because it’s over before I can feel a thing.
Harry & Meghan: Escaping the Palace (2021)
On the bright side, this is far less embarrassing that whatever real life fake drama those two are raising.
Coy Trick by Lia Cooper
Whiny man-git loses wife and drives away boyfriend. I don’t know why I’m supposed to care.