Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)
Is this, what, the 200th remake or reboot or sequel in the last 20 years alone? Can we just let this franchise die?
Category:2 Oogies
My Cowboy Crush by Allie Bock
Is it healthy that the heroine is close to having a nervous breakdown each time the hero even breathes in her vicinity?
Midlife Crisis by Belinda Bennett
Thankfully, this one is short enough to prevent me from experiencing one myself.
Delusional Love by Samuel Alexander
Friendship is magic, and so is the protagonist’s chubby ass as he puts out in exchange for validation about his life choices.
Ghost Ship (1993)
Let it go! Let it go! Turn away and slam the door! I’m FRE-EEE-EEE!
Grounds for Horror (1993)
One episode more, and then it’s liberation day!
Gorilla’s Paw (1993)
Kid has a monkey’s paw that grants three wishes, and he wastes them all trying to get bullies to be his friends. Fail.
The Sleeping Beauty (1993)
Oh, a dark take on that fairy tale. No one has ever done that before… yawn.
The Deep House (2021)
It’s another generic BANG BANG JUMP SCARES in a darkly lit movie affair, only underwater. Where it’s darker, how lovely.
The Works… in Wax (1993)
The episode… is annoying.
