Just before Midnight by Suzanne Robinson
Hypocrites in a competition to see who is dumber is not the most pleasant thing to read.

Hypocrites in a competition to see who is dumber is not the most pleasant thing to read.

My first eBook! And it’s… well, I suppose it’s something new to experience, I guess.

Ugh, this romance is so dead on the water.

Dancing in the moonlight, and everything else’s kinda dull.

Two boring books for the price of one half-arsed review!

Two boring books for the price of one half-arsed review!

Great Gothic atmosphere, not much of anything else.

No, don’t spring the boring things on me!

Funny is funny, but this one is just ridiculous.

The hero is a grade A twat.
