
Bodyguard by Suzanne Brockmann
I can’t imagine why anyone would want to marry the hero.

I can’t imagine why anyone would want to marry the hero.
The creatures are cute, but the movie is a waste of time.
Meet the worst witch in the land, and the hero who loves her.
Unfortunately, there’s not much magic here to savor.
This one doesn’t know whether it wants to humiliate or celebrate its lead character.
You know what they say about the dangers of reading a favorite author’s early works…
This isn’t a romance novel. It’s a cartoon.
Dumb, dumb, dumb.
There’s magic… somewhere else. Not here.