Now or Never by Anne Stuart

Posted by Mrs Giggles on November 30, 1999 in 2 Oogies, Book Reviews, Genre: Crime & Suspense

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Now or Never by Anne Stuart
Now or Never by Anne Stuart

Harlequin, $6.99, ISBN 0-373-20166-4
Romantic Suspense, 1999 (Reissue)

Now or Never by Anne StuartNow or Never by Anne Stuart

Now or Never is a reissue of three old titles Rafe’s Revenge, Hand in Glove, and Partners in Crime, all dating back to the 80s and early 90s.

Rafe’s Revenge is the worst of the lot. Silver Carlysle, daughter of a famous (and dead) director, is eking out a living as a critic while trying to hawk a rewritten version of her father’s script Black Canyon. Her most scathing reviews are targeted at Rafe McGinnis’s film studio, which specializes in what seems like “dick flick” at its extreme – machine guns and blood and gore everywhere, those sort of movies.

Never mind that I wonder how Rafe can be a celebrated director if he produces such movies. Okay, this is fiction, but still… Anyway, Rafe and Silver meet, sparks fly, but things get ugly when both start fighting over Black Canyon.

Thing is, Silver refuses to play dirty. She gets all guilty inside when she outmaneuvers Rafe. As a result, she is always a million steps behind Rafe, and Rafe doesn’t hesitate to play dirty. The end of the day, the whole story becomes nothing more than a cunning, manipulative control freak making a woman too much of a ninny to bend the rules dance to his tune. It’s not a pretty sight.

Hand in Glove is the most memorable story, because of its horror movie overtones and not because of the romance. The problem this time around is the hero. Judith Daniels gets herself hired at Ryan Smith’s puppet factory to discover the secrets behind the death of her friend Lacey. Ryan sees through her at once, of course, but hormones override his instincts to fire her. Judith snoops around and almost gets killed, and solves the mystery. Ryan broods and broods.

Now, Judith is a fine heroine who isn’t afraid to bend the rules, making her a match for Ryan. Hence the power struggle takes place on equal footing between both characters, making the story more palatable. However, while Judith is strong and interesting, Ryan’s a bore. All he does is to brood and brood that he hates the air conditioning, he hates the puppets, he hates his life, and oh, he has a lousy childhood. A whiny hero isn’t any prettier a sight than a clueless heroine.

Worse, Ryan displays no feelings whatsoever about Lacey’s death. It’s an accident. When Judith almost gets killed twice, he declares that they are all accidental. Besides, she’s a journalist, could it be that she arranges it all by herself? And here he is, surrounded by a rabid old hag who hates everybody, a man-eating woman who is jealous of all women he slept with, a horny partner who sleeps with every woman he could, and not once did Ryan ever pause to consider if these “accidents” aren’t accidents. When he finally wonders whether his blind loyalty has blinded him to the truth, I give up on him. Nothing’s worse than a dumb whiner.

Ryan is also a zombie, never displaying any emotion apart from irritation or a tendency for sexual harassment. Even towards the end he makes no attempt to stop the heroine from leaving. Okay, a dumb, passive whiner – that’s the worst.

Nice puppets though. I want one. And I have to worry too, because I find the slick, perpetually horny Steve more appealing than the zombie hero. Pass me my pills, somebody.

Partners in Crime has a sexy, roguish lawyer hero, but the heroine’s a schmuck. Jane Dexter could be Silver Carlysle’s twin for all I know. She actually mistakes disgraced lawyer Alexander “Sandy” Caldicott for an arsonist and asks him to help her torch a research facility. Since she’s a heroine, her motive is grand and selfless – to save the world from the research institute selling her dead brother’s big secret formula to people who would make doomsday weapons out of it. Or something like that.

Sandy goes along because he’s bored and he wants diversion. A man like this does not deserves a wretch who seems unable to do anything without hesitating and wondering if she’s pretty enough for him. Jane is no match at all for that man, and like Rafe’s Revenge, Partners in Crime is more of the hero’s manipulation session than a romance.

Go borrow Now or Never if you’re curious, but I don’t think it’s worth buying new.

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