Cast Away (2000)
Zzzzzzzz.

Zzzzzzzz.

Run, Kacy, run! The bad guys are coming to get you!

I think “boring perfection” epitomizes the author’s books.

It’s like Bram Stoker on acid.

Another asshole vicar hero in a romance novel. What happened to all the nice ones?

No, this is not Superman porn. Shame, it’d probably be more interesting if it was.

That is a pretty accurate title for this lightweight effort.

No matter how I try to dissect it, this movie is a middle finger to feminism.

It’s half a decent book, before the author decides to turn the heroine into a moron for… plot, I guess.

The entire story is about everyone saving the clueless heroine as she careens from one disaster to another.
