Ghosts of Mars (2001)
The real horror is how forgettable it is.
Category:2 Oogies
Agnes Grey by Anne Brontë
A moral tale of patience, perfection, and tiresome martyrdom.
Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings (2011)
A snowbound horror misstep with brainless victims, bland gore, and zero chills to thrill.
Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead (2009)
Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead signals the franchise’s plunge into pure, unwatchable chaos.
Night of the Demon (1980)
Promises a Bigfoot bloodbath but delivers something far more tedious.
Why the Earl is After the Girl by Tabetha Waite
He can keep the girl. I don’t like the both of them.
Dear Maverick by KL Donn
Dear lord.
The Thing Under the Bed (2024)
It’s a bland and forgettable thing full of plot holes.
Leprechaun (2024)
If you’re hoping for a pot of gold, you’ll find this one’s more like a pot of lukewarm stew.
Mother of Tears (2007)
A lackluster finale, Mother of Tears stumbles where Dario Argento’s classics soared.