The Mummy! A Tale of the Twenty-Second Century by Jane Loudon
The first sci-fi novel… and perhaps the first literary facepalm.

The first sci-fi novel… and perhaps the first literary facepalm.

It’s like the DM gave up 15 minutes into the campaign.

Fog, gore, and a whole lot of what the heck.

A train wreck, and not in a fun way.

A movie where boyband members past their prime go to die.

The OG werewolf Penny Dreadful that time dreaded.

The real horror is how forgettable it is.

A moral tale of patience, perfection, and tiresome martyrdom.

A snowbound horror misstep with brainless victims, bland gore, and zero chills to thrill.

Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead signals the franchise’s plunge into pure, unwatchable chaos.
