Tempting Her Dad’s Best Friend by Alyse Zaftig
It’s love at first wet dream.
It’s love at first wet dream.
The hero refuses to put a ring on it, so the heroine will magically coerce him to! Talk about a romance of the season.
So many interesting possibilities, and yet, one dumb script.
When in doubt, resort to fanservice.
Quick, someone reassure the heroine that she’s awesome and modest before she expires from the lack of attention!
A horror story with no threat or menace? That’s a first.
And your socks smell of angels. But your life smells of Brie…
Doctor Horny wants to get it on with a coma patient. Hot!
Talking animals 1, evil human 0.
This is far better than the sequel, but it’s still not good enough.