Category:1 Oogie

7 Guardians of the Tomb (2018)

This is the equivalent of getting a stack of giant Anthrax spore-filled envelopes from China and Australia.

Oh, for the love of good romance novels everywhere.

The lead actor quit show business and is never seen in LA ever again after this movie. That should tell you something.

The path of madness, more like, as I’m certain that the hero and the heroine both have some screws loose.

This one isn’t as bewitching as much as it is bewildering.

My face when the fakest of the fake props are more natural than any of the cast in this low budget catastrophe.

Don’t let PETA-type morons be in charge. Who cares if millions of humans die? SAVE THAT CUTE MAN-EATING DINOSAUR!

This is a terrible version of every terrible 90% padding 10% sequel baiting “part of a series, BUY THE NEXT BOOK” Kimani titles out there.

Here’s a masterclass on how to incorporate every freaking cliché in the kitchen sink in the most annoying manner possible.

What may work in a Korean or Bollywood soap opera falls flat in a written word medium.