Midnight Pleasures by Eloisa James
Why all these tedious bickering and fighting over stupid things? Oh god, my poor head.

Why all these tedious bickering and fighting over stupid things? Oh god, my poor head.

And I thought the hero of the previous book was an idiot…

The 21st century is tough on old dogs that can’t learn new tricks to adapt and stay ahead.

Here’s a creepy book from a creepy old man to creep everyone out.

The heroine really sets herself up by being a complete idiot. Charming.

Hey, it’s the jerk and the martyr doing the same old song and dance!

Don’t you love it when authors make their debut with the most stupid story possible?

This one portrays women so horrifically that I can only wonder what kind of issues the author has with regards to her own sex.

This book hates women. Having small breasts is a perfectly valid excuse for the “hero” to dump you for the woman he is cheating on you with.

Abysmal reissues will only benefit authors and publishers. Readers, stay away.
