The Long Night (2022)
This movie embodies the phrase “interminable bore”.

This movie embodies the phrase “interminable bore”.

A boy hates his mom’s new boyfriend, and the boyfriend conveniently turns out to be a mean alien.

Come laugh at how kids in a safe place can still melt down and off themselves because they are such useless idiots.

Boy meets a creepy old reptile and they do weird stuff in the basement. Wait, not like that.

Barely even fiends, then somebody bends, unexpectedly…

The plot of this story is basically the hero pointing at the heroine and screeching, “NO U KILLED KENNY!!!!”

… And the show ruins whatever goodwill it has built up with this puerile “comedy”.

I think everyone in this story is on some hard drugs.

So Reva plans to betray Udder, but Udder knows and… and… eff this crap.

The heroine is a prime example of why romance heroines should be buried, not boned.
