Smart Appliances, Stupid Owners (2025)
John Scalzi thinks he’s a wit. This time, he’s wrong.

John Scalzi thinks he’s a wit. This time, he’s wrong.

This episode tears things up. Literally.

Humans bad, dolphins good. Or something.

Phew, finally a proper episode in this season!

Don’t worry, this is not some OnlyFans stunt gone wrong.

Unless you need to read a vanilla naughty scene for whatever reason NOW, there’s no need to catch this thing.

Welcome to a multiverse where all the cool kids today adore Guns N’ Roses and U2.

It’s almost magical how stupid the whole thing is.

Pretty, but ultimately forgettable.

I’m actually surprised by how not-annoyed I am by this, considering how annoying one of the main characters is.
