Caesar by Sophie Sparks
Which Whitney Houston song will get butchered this time?
Which Whitney Houston song will get butchered this time?
The heroine ruins this one. Yup, the devil is a moron.
Yay, another pointless reboot for the modern days!
Grimace.
We finally discover Hooten’s big secret.
Disproportionate punishment is okay if you hate the person!
I mean, I’ve read worse. So, yay?
When opportunity arises, slaughter all mean adults!
The number of horror stories will be halved if people would just leave things be.
Bless the late Roberts Blossom, for elevating a Steven Spielberg pap into something more.