Picnic Perfect by Xavier Neal
The cover is the only thing here that doesn’t hurt like hell.

The cover is the only thing here that doesn’t hurt like hell.

Neil Marshall tries, but the result is a dime store rehash of Dog Soldiers meets The Descent.

Another haunted house movie with annoying kids and a skeptical hubby. Yay!

No, damn it! Lucasfilm, keep your dirty fingers away from my boo Thrawn!

This episode is boring, interesting, slow, riveting. For a Disney+ show, that’s deep.

These people should stop using spoilers as the titles of their episodes.

Everyone is so over the top annoying here that even their deaths fail to bring me joy.

Here’s a side of the author never seen during her Kimani phase, ooh.

Meet the hero that shifts into an octopus. That’s the least terrifying thing about this story.

Talk about a bad film school project…
