Once Upon a Time in California by Belinda Carlisle
How daring of her to take on the classics.

How daring of her to take on the classics.

The hero can only move his eyes and pee-pee for a big part of the story. Uh… yay?

We have a problem. The ghost is livelier than the human hero.

All the hero needs to do to get the heroine to obey him is to spank her. What, is she still in kindergarten?

These people need to shut up more and let the story happen.

Yeah, “rescued” from believable character motivations, plot developments, and anything else that is halfway decent.

Assembly line-quality checklist romance coming up.

98° wants your money. Rent must be due.

Aside from guys becoming pregnant, this one doesn’t bring anything new or interesting to the table.

Talk about amateur hour at the bottom of the barrel.
