Shortcut (2020)
It’s alright, but it’s also forgettable, and that’s the fatal cut.
It’s alright, but it’s also forgettable, and that’s the fatal cut.
Cam Gigandet, why are you torturing me with these terrible movies?
Psychomancy and creepy mannequin, but minus the annoying Blumhouse clichés.
Tubi originals are more misses than hits, but this one is actually pretty decent.
The only reasons to watch this thing are Jonathan Rhys Meyer’s pee-pee and ass.
The heroine is a pee-pee injurer, but the author ends the party before anyone gets too damaged down there.
Jane meets Tarzan, but there’s nothing too wild here, unfortunately.
Iris Johansen seems to be far better at suspense than romance.
The only thing growing here is my boredom.
There are comfort reads, and then there is this story, which is far more of a sleeping pill than anything else!