Yakuza Princess (2021)
The only reasons to watch this thing are Jonathan Rhys Meyer’s pee-pee and ass.
Author:Mrs Giggles
Totally Sparked by Zoey Indiana
The heroine is a pee-pee injurer, but the author ends the party before anyone gets too damaged down there.
The Wild Lord by Carrie Lomax
Jane meets Tarzan, but there’s nothing too wild here, unfortunately.
The Beloved Scoundrel by Iris Johansen
Iris Johansen seems to be far better at suspense than romance.
Growing Pains (1994)
The only thing growing here is my boredom.
Molly’s Laird by Joanne Austen Brown
There are comfort reads, and then there is this story, which is far more of a sleeping pill than anything else!
Bantamweight by Tricia Andersen
This bantamweight romance doesn’t pack any punch.
The Haunted Mine (1994)
Incoherent plot and annoying characters make this one a real shaft in the brain.
The Sheikh’s Captive American by Leslie North
Here’s another story of a white hero role-playing some Middle Eastern dude… and doing it in a most boring manner.
The Acolyte (2024)
It’s over. So is Star Wars.
