Alien: Romulus (2024)
Yay, another modern sequel that craps on the established lore of a franchise!

Yay, another modern sequel that craps on the established lore of a franchise!

A surgery that turns you into a lobster? How can this go wrong?

A comic book with art made by AI? Interesting…

Women must be content with their looks and their lots, or they will be cowed into doing so!

Moral of the day: kiddies don’t steal or the ghosts will bully you into submission.

Hello, kiddies. Today we learn that wanting to win in a competition is bad.

Well, it sure did bury the careers of most of the cast!

Kids that misbehave? Let’s terrorize them into submission!

Ooh, Mariah Carey makes her debut as an independent artist.

The real losers are those that watched this utterly putrid show.
