Always by Deirdre Savoy
The hero is a piece of dung-smeared rancid meat that deserves to be tarred.
Author:Mrs Giggles
The Princess Bride by William Goldman
This is nothing at all like the movie in terms of style and atmosphere. It’s an entirely different kind of awesome.
His Forbidden Touch by Linda O’Brien
Boring! Boring! Boring!
Whispers Through Time by Sherry Lewis
The other guy is far more interesting than the hero and the heroine, oh well.
Butterfly by Sharon Sala
I would love to pull the wings off the heroine with my bare hands.
Cut (2000)
This one is so bad, it’s actually pretty fun to watch as a result!
The Phoenix Code by Catherine Asaro
Machines are bad, and if you like cyborgs, you should be ashamed!
Granny Dan by Danielle Steel
Zzzzzzz…
The Outlaw Bride by Sandra Chastain
The main characters are pretty fun together, but the rest of the story is just so-so.
Keeping the Faith (2000)
Edward Norton’s directorial debut is as forgettable as he tends to be most of the time.