Miss Congeniality (2000)
No matter how I try to dissect it, this movie is a middle finger to feminism.

No matter how I try to dissect it, this movie is a middle finger to feminism.

The ER drama is far more interesting than the DOA romance.

It’s half a decent book, before the author decides to turn the heroine into a moron for… plot, I guess.

This is a hot mess, but it can deliver a powerful kick to the gut.

This non-stop barrel of fun is one of the best Disney cartoons ever. Truth!

The entire story is about everyone saving the clueless heroine as she careens from one disaster to another.

All bombastic tomfoolery with no substance to speak of.

The hero needs psychiatric help. Or a hard knock in the head.

Cute, but not much else.

A saucy maid ignites the marriage. Calm down, it’s not that kind of story!
