Present Danger by Susan Andersen
No one can turn a dickhead into a sexy meathead like this author can.
No one can turn a dickhead into a sexy meathead like this author can.
Wow, a movie with Ben Affleck and Gwyneth Paltrow… that is actually fabulous and gut wrenching!
My buffoons!
The hero’s clueless wretchedness could have sunk an island.
Well, the tunes here certainly are dry…
The heroine really needs to be put down.
The hero is a piece of dung-smeared rancid meat that deserves to be tarred.
This is nothing at all like the movie in terms of style and atmosphere. It’s an entirely different kind of awesome.
Boring! Boring! Boring!