Marrying Walker McKay by Lori Copeland
Why can’t the hero just die?
Why can’t the hero just die?
This one is more sentimental and manipulative than a conniving mother-in-law.
Oogies are deducted for the bad vampire dude being too chicken to stick it to another dude.
This one never really takes off to the stars, but it’s alright, I suppose.
This one is on the grand side of camp. It’s bombastic, ridiculous, and silly enough to be a good kind of fun.
Are we back in 1987?
Oh dear! They are reissuing Jayne Ann Krentz’s really old books now!
The hero saves the show.
This is a vulgar, filthy, obscene, incoherent tale of skanky sex and insane family shenanigans. GLORIOUS.
The overwrought and dumb heroine ruins everything.