Main cast: Divi Mittal (Leah), Sami Amber (Billy), and Fred Tatasciore (Santa Claus)
Director: Elliot Dear

No, people, this All Through the House is not to be confused with the other And All Through the House, although both revolve around annoying brats and a Santa Claus that is far from the jolly fat man that most people have come to associate that name with.

Leah and Billy decide to sneak around and be there on Christmas eve to catch Santa coming down the fireplace, and oh boy, they are in for a night of their lives indeed. Let’s just say that Santa looks… different.

Okay, the design of Santa is adorable in a grotesque-cute way, but once the reveal is done, there is nothing else about this episode that is worth noting. The credits are actually as long as, if not longer than, the actual story part of the episode, which should be a clear sign that this episode is a one-scene wonder.

Wait, maybe it’s noteworthy that the kids have grown-up faces bobbling on kiddie bodies, so in a way they are just as creepy as Santa, but without the cuteness.

So yes, Santa is cute, the kids are not, and with that said, we can all move on with our lives.