Velvet Buzzsaw (2019)
The art scene is a pretentious carnival of suck, so let’s liven it up with some paranormal homicide.
Tag:Toni Collette
Krampus (2015)
This is what happens when you are a spoilsport during Christmastime. Krampus kebab!
Hereditary (2018)
Who needs masked mad killers and clowns from outer space when you have family members like these?
XXX: Return of Xander Cage (2017)
Oh my goodness, here’s a movie that’s almost pornographic in how it treats its eye candies, firepower, and gratuitous violence.
Fright Night (2011)
They remade a classic, and make it even more annoying than the original. Impressive.
Connie and Carla (2004)
The true secrets of why Nia Vardalos never worked with Toni Collette again revealed! Number 6 will totally stun you and make you cry!
About a Boy (2002)
Ugh, apparently women all love immature bratty men. As if I need a movie to tell me that!
Shaft (2000)
This version of the dude is free of blaxploitation stuff. It’s serious, sober, and rather dull.
The Sixth Sense (1999)
I see dead people.