This tasteless little thing is an insult to the franchise, but the splatter is A+.
Raped by a frog monster, dismembered and eaten by freaks, squashed up into a box… this is what happens when horror movies try to be too arty.
They wasted almost seventy million dollars just to make this confused garble of a movie? Should have just bankrolled a Netflix show.
See? Watching deviant movies can turn you into a murderous lunatic.
LOL, is this for real? It is? Oh, kill me now.