Sleepwalkers (1992)
Plot? Who needs one when you have incestuous cat monsters?
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Monster Hunter (2020)
Big monsters, big explosions, big destruction. What else can I ask for from a movie like this?
Crying Freeman (1995)
This is a bad movie by itself, but it’s also a solid adaptation of a bad manga.
Fallout 3: Game of the Year Edition (2009)
All the fetch quests and kill count to sate anyone’s OCD!
Howard Lovecraft and the Undersea Kingdom (2017)
Wonder how Cthulhu feels about being a loyal sidekick of an emo brat.
Howard Lovecraft and the Frozen Kingdom (2016)
Wait, this is really a thing? Blasphemy!
The Exile (1997)
This one has a lot going for it, but it doesn’t know how to even tell an entertaining story.
Pacific Rim (2013)
With the sequel just around the corner, I guess it’s time to get off my rear end and watch this one.
John Carpenter’s Pro-Life (2006)
Don’t dis abortion, you conservative poo-bugs, because you never know when you need to get rid of the demon baby growing inside you.
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016)
JK Rowling’s “I wrote the script myself!” Pokemon GO movie is… uneven. Eddie Redmayne is frightfully gorgeous, though.
