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Alex Cross (2012)

Alex Cross (2012)

October 25, 2012 | 1 Oogie, Film Reviews, Genre: Crime & Thriller

This one is so stupefying dull, it’s amazing how one manages to stay awake to the end.

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The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008)

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008)

August 24, 2008 | 3 Oogies, Film Reviews, Genre: Action & Adventure

The dumbest entry into the series, but it is what it is.

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XXX (2002)

August 22, 2002 | 3 Oogies, Film Reviews, Genre: Action & Adventure

Sorry, this is not a pornographic film with Vin Diesel. It’s all cheese and still A-OK, though.

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The Fast and the Furious (2001)

The Fast and the Furious (2001)

April 12, 2001 | 4 Oogies, Film Reviews, Genre: Action & Adventure

Hot guys, hot babes, fast cars, lots of action. Really, what can get better than this?

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The Skulls (2000)

The Skulls (2000)

August 18, 2000 | 2 Oogies, Film Reviews, Genre: Crime & Thriller

Why isn’t this a gay softporn movie like Jesus clearly intended it to be? Fail!

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