Oh dear, isn’t there another kind of music this dear can do?

It’s difficult to see how hard Mariah Carey clings to the last vestiges of her relevance, only to flail this much in the process.

It’s standard fare from this diva, but her dis to her famous first ex-husband is pretty remarkable.

Uh… who’s Mimi? She’s Mimi now?

It’s all sparkles and giggles until she covers a Def Leppard anthem.

Let’s not talk about the movie. This soundtrack to the movie, though, is solid.

Really? Seriously?