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Tag:Jon Polito

Deadline (1991)

Deadline (1991)

November 4, 2017 | 2 Oogies, Idiot Box Reviews, Series: Tales from the Crypt

This one is a pretty noir-like episode, but the story is a waste of time.

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Haeckel’s Tale (2006)

Haeckel’s Tale (2006)

December 29, 2016 | 1 Oogie, Idiot Box Reviews, Series: Masters of Horror

This review contains a major spoiler… and you can never guess what it is! (Hint: Rule 34.)

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View from the Top (2003)

View from the Top (2003)

August 26, 2003 | 2 Oogies, Film Reviews, Genre: Comedy

A solid cast, and a dreadful script. So much for flying high.

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The Tailor of Panama (2001)

The Tailor of Panama (2001)

July 25, 2001 | 4 Oogies, Film Reviews, Genre: Crime & Thriller

Pierce Brosnan is so sexy and hot in this movie. I’m in love.

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