Free Guy (2021)
Glad I waited for it to hit streaming!
Glad I waited for it to hit streaming!
You know, Hugh Jackman really needs a better agent. The Wolverine shekels can’t last forever.
Everything about this one is pure cheese that will make you cringe or cheer. Maybe both. At the same time.
If you have seen the trailer, you have basically watched the whole movie already.
This one has more in common with that film about an abused horse valiantly enduring, only more smug and pretentious.
Wolverine is in this one, but fortunately, he doesn’t take the limelight away from Magneto, Charles Xavier, and Mystique.
Not only are young Charles, Erik, and Raven much cooler than their older counterparts, this movie make them larger-than-life characters.
It’s a cliché, but true in this context: watch the original, or listen to the soundtrack – both are much better than this movie adaptation.
Well, at least I get to see Hugh Jackman’s butt.
Yes, Hugh Jackman is hot, but this is one of the absolute worst movies I’ve ever seen.