Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins (2021)
It’s sad when the previous movie adaptations of this franchise fare so much better in comparison to this soulless bore of a flick.
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The Gentlemen (2019)
All the scruffiest, sleaziest male eye candies are gathered in a single film for me to enjoy. Bless.
Last Christmas (2019)
Still a better love story than that of Jon Snow and Daenerys, I guess.
A Simple Favor (2018)
Eeuw, Anna Kendrick again? Who keeps hiring this irritating git for lead roles anyway?
Crazy Rich Asians (2018)
White people in America are loving this movie because it makes them feel woke. Don’t tell them it’s full-blown mediocre fare.