Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire (2023)
A slow-motion snoozefest that makes you wish for the sweet release of a Death Star blast.
A slow-motion snoozefest that makes you wish for the sweet release of a Death Star blast.
We should put Ed Skrein in a white shirt and suit every day of the year. Pants optional, preferably sans.
A wicked witch isn’t so much fun when she’s no longer the underdog.
This is an exhilarating kind of mediocrity, with all the thrills that one will live for during the moment and eventually forget.
This one really wants to be the UK version of American Psycho so badly that it ends up flailing in desperation.
Oh my god, the movie is finally out and… it’s actually pretty good! Imagine that.