Fast X (2023)
Same old crap, but with resurrection magic now.
Tag:Charlize Theron
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)
Wanda tries to destroy the MCU. Shame that she doesn’t succeed.
F9 (2021)
It’s kinda fun, in a way, but it’s also super stale and the lead characters are the most boring ones in this lot.
Æon Flux (2005)
More like a toilet flush.
The Old Guard (2020)
Oh look, a comic adaptation that isn’t MCU or DCEU, and it’s actually pretty good!
Gringo (2018)
This criminally-bent comedy is alright, but it’s also missing the edge that would have made it better.
Atomic Blonde (2017)
Charlize Theron takes no prisoners and gets some girl-on-girl action, but something is missing nonetheless.
Prometheus (2012)
Way to go in crapping on the Alien franchise with this badly-strung tale of space idiocy.
The Fate of the Furious (2017)
The franchise metamorphosis into ludicrous live action cartoon is now complete. Oh god, can it die off now?
Kubo and the Two Strings (2016)
Slapping American norms onto a Japanese setting. Isn’t that what they call “cultural appropriation”?
