Thor and Not-Natalie-Portman take on Elsa, who just can’t let it go, while four midgets run around kissing for the Rule 34 crowd.
Bella Swan and Thor get together to take down the evil Queen and kill us all with boredom.
Easily the biggest girl power action flick of the year, this one however doesn’t offer much beyond loud explosions.
This hypocritical exploitative thing tries so hard to pretend to be something it isn’t, I actually feel insulted.
Keanu Reeves as a leading man in a romantic tearjerker. That goes down as well as you’d think.