The Huntsman: Winter’s War (2016)
Thor and Not-Natalie-Portman take on Elsa, who just can’t let it go, while four midgets run around kissing for the Rule 34 crowd.
Tag:Charlize Theron
Snow White and the Huntsman (2012)
Bella Swan and Thor get together to take down the evil Queen and kill us all with boredom.
Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)
Easily the biggest girl power action flick of the year, this one however doesn’t offer much beyond loud explosions.
15 Minutes (2001)
This hypocritical exploitative thing tries so hard to pretend to be something it isn’t, I actually feel insulted.
Sweet November (2001)
Keanu Reeves as a leading man in a romantic tearjerker. That goes down as well as you’d think.
The Yards (2000)
This is a gorgeous and emotionally riveting thriller. With two hot guys in the lead roles, which doesn’t hurt one bit.
The Legend of Bagger Vance (2000)
Ah yes, the always reliable magic Negro to save the day!
Men of Honor (2000)
This biographical movie is too determined to canonize its subject.
Reindeer Games (2000)
What is Ben Affleck doing to his career?
The Cider House Rules (1999)
Oh, this is one emotionally draining and resonating watch! I love it!