Ninja Apocalypse (2014)
I like how this movie makes the best out of its low budget and… that’s about it, really.
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Kubo and the Two Strings (2016)
Slapping American norms onto a Japanese setting. Isn’t that what they call “cultural appropriation”?
Tekken: Kazuya’s Revenge (2014)
Video game adaptations tend to be awful, and this low-budget thing with a D-grade cast is bound to be bad, right? Of course it is.
47 Ronin (2013)
This one is so embarrassingly bad, it’s not anywhere campy enough to be watchable.
Tekken (2010)
It’s a movie based on a video game that, shockingly enough, isn’t that awful.
Planet of the Apes (2001)
Did anyone ask for this crappy remake? Or is this another excuse for Tim Burton to give Helena Bonham Carter another paycheck?
Pearl Harbor (2001)
Ooh, it’s a bomb! Get it?
The Art of War (2000)
The art of the snores.
