Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire (2023)
A slow-motion snoozefest that makes you wish for the sweet release of a Death Star blast.
Tag:Anthony Hopkins
Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
Either someone in Marvel Studios has a hate-on for Chris Hemsworth, or those Marvel folks have lost their damned plot.
Transformers: The Last Knight (2017)
Please don’t. Let this thing die. It really needs to die, so LET IT DIE.
Thor: The Dark World (2013)
The sequel is – wait for it – not as good as the original. Color me astounded.
Thor (2011)
Now, this is unexpected. A boring superhero turns out to star in the most interesting comic adaptation to date.
The Wolfman (2010)
You won’t howl at the moon, but you won’t be screaming for refunds either.
Beowulf (2007)
My, my, that artificial hot body really took the years off Ray Winstone!
Red Dragon (2002)
Incredible how a movie about a serial killer can become an outlet for people who want to be “respectable actors”.
Bad Company (2002)
Oh god, this is so dreary. Am I supposed to be entertained?
Hannibal (2001)
This is what happens when people take a ham like Hannibal Lecter too seriously.
